How I made a million streaming my game on Twitch
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Flash Fiction
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by Stan Faryna
@Faryna
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“Make that a train.”
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Charly Gainsbourg (Subscriber): A little advance warning would be nice.
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Grey Kim (Super Fan): “Thanks for blowing out my speakers.”
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Matthias Müller (OP): !Songrequest GOTCHA247CH1
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Sebastien Nobunaga (Heroic Fan): Sniper 9 O Clock. Window with white shutters.
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MiniMe: Sebastien Nobunaga has earned one achievement point.
In the alley below, John called out the formations. BMZ1, KFA2, and Flame On. Anca pushed through the firing lines and kept going. She wasn’t sticking around for this train wreck.
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MiniMe, an automated stream bot, translated John’s commands in George’s stream:
BMZ1: Shotguns in front and on kneesKFA2: Klashnikov’s Full AutoFlame On: Flame Throwers gear up
1-Subscriber: 5 Euro/Month2-Super Fan: Subscription + Total Donations of 300 Euro in past three months [benefits]3-Heroic Fan: Subscription + 10 Achievements in past three months [benefits] 4-Legendary: Subscription + Total donations >500 Euro; >20 Achievments [benefits]5- OP: Subscription + Total Donations >1000 Euro and >100 Achievements [benefits]6- Troll: Subscription and >20 Penalties
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Three Flame Throwers moved to the front as the rifle and shotgun teams fell back. Like a growling river of mud, zombies climbed over their fallen and continued to pour into the alley.
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“LOVE NEVER FAILS,” shouted John.
“FOH – stand together! Stand strong. This ain’t a MOBA. This game – it don’t get more real than now.”
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Shots rang out from the other end of the alley.Â
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“Catch 22,” John texted to the battle group.
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Trollbot: Eat Joe has earned a penalty. (298)
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Noob FRPA54: Â FUBAR. Run Forest, Run!
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Noob USNY702: Any babes in the lurk? Send me your pic. I’ll send you mine.
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Trollbot: Noob USNY702 has to pay a 5 Euro creepy fine to continue posting.
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Trollbot: Noob FRPA54 has refused to pay a 5 Euro fee for posting a public link.
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“If you like it and you know you like it, you know what you gotta do.
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“John’s holding a briefcase over his head. You all know what that is, don’t you?Anyone?
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Sergio Brown (Subscriber): Briefcase nuke? Really? Who drops that?
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Eat Joe (Troll): John is a traveling dildo salesman?
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Trollbot: Â Eat Joe has earned a penalty. (299)
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Janelle Tarts (Super Fan): “Sergio – the Senator drops the briefcase nuke.”Â
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MiniMe: Janelle Tarts has earned one karma point.
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“I could drop the barrel bomb and clear those zombies. Or I could let them crush that Plater Killer team.
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This story was inspired by the Geeky Antics 24+ hour live streaming event on Twitch and GeekyAntics.net with @Yogizilla and @Obionex2. Special thanks also to Soldierism, LynnieBear23, TheKittyKate, BFT9000, eru12, @spathizilla, @Janelno5, @Asmodeus33, @Fedporo, @Racingjon, @deathofnation, @MattoMcFly, and everyone else that hangs out at Geeky Antics on Twitch and here at the website.
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A Tribute to Maya Angelou
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Blog Soup Reboot
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About Stan Faryna
Stan Faryna is writing an epic novel. All of the world is crumbling like unrepaired, ancient walls but 18 year old gamer, PVP champion, zombie killer, blogger and serial entrepreneur John Dionysius finds the woman who he’s been dreaming about all of his life – a dream in which she is murdered as he watches helplessly from the eyes of a child.
Twitter:Â @Faryna
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Google+:Â +StanFaryna
Website:Â The Unofficial Blog of Stan Faryna
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