Flash Fiction: Creepy by @Faryna

Creepy by @Faryna


by Stan Faryna

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Anais texted Anca and Cristina.

Bonjour! Cristina, you can do way better than John.

Stop looking at him!


John’s serious. In a creepy way. He’s not fun. Not funny.

Did I mention that he fucked up everything in the game?

Yeah, he’s a creeper…


Oh, I know! Like how he expects us to play nice. Or give the noobs a chance to figure things out. Fuck that!

They aren’t paying my rent!

John’s a total control freak.

Fuck that! I’ll do whatever I want. It’s bank or bust and I do bank, fuck you very much, Mr. Do Right.

What kind of future can you have with a boy that makes life harder than it has to be? Or even a game?!


What you want is a wolf. Every woman wants a wolf in her bed.



Anais and Anca laughed.


John’s no wolf.

He’s just a creeper. Like a funeral director.

Like that old woman that goes to the church every morning with her husband and she always gives me stink eye on her way because her husband can’t wait to see a little cheek as the hem of my mini skirt inches up with each step.

It’s out of her hands. She can’t change her husband and she can’t tell me what to wear. Fuck that creepy, old bag!

Cristina Viktor

Cristina Viktor


Hmmm, still, I like him. What if he’s the one for me?!

Ok, there’s something about him that is different. So he’s not just another jerk that’s just looking out for himself and thinks everyone else can go to hell. If he cares about other people, like you say, tell me why that’s a bad thing?

So John’s different. Fine. But if that difference has dignity – you know, I think that’s hot. Really fucking hot!

I want more than dick.

I want a man. I want true love. I want it all. I want forever. I deserve it. We all do.

Why settle for dick?


Tel qui rit vendredi dimanche pleurera!

[Laugh on Friday, cry on Sunday.]


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About Stan Faryna

Stan Faryna is writing an epic novel. All of the world is crumbling like unrepaired, ancient walls but 18 year old gamer, PVP champion, zombie killer, blogger and serial entrepreneur John Dionysius finds the woman who he’s been dreaming about all of his life – a dream in which she is murdered as he watches helplessly from the eyes of a child.

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Nisha Varghese

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